Yes and I also told you that you were stupid, and here you are.
[Maybe if he insults Ren enough the other will just give up and leave. At this rate if Ren even flips a table before leaving then Hux will accept it as collateral damage. This was out of control and with most of a bottle of Corellian brandy in him he's starting to find it difficult to regain said control.]
It is inappropriate to make threats of that nature, given your value to the First Order.
[Kylo felt quite confident stating that. He'd had a crisis earlier over why exactly he was taking such an interest in General Hux's affairs, but it was simple to reason that the man was vital to Snoke. (Not as vital as Ren himself, but an important man nonetheless.) That perfectly explained Kylo's concern.
And yet he could feel his bravado deflating further. He should have worn his mask.]
What is the matter, General? Your behaviour tonight has been non-standard.
Tsk, since when have you even cared about someone's value to the First Order?
[It seemed like Ren wasn't going to pass a pillow over after all and Hux sits back up straight, leaning back in his chair as he gives the other a baleful glare. This was all his fault. It was childish to think as much but the general feels better casting the blame Ren's way. Hux wasn't sleeping around with other people it was merely the threat he'd been throwing around and it has gone awry very quickly.]
[Kylo bristles at the allusion that he is the one acting out of character. It's a ridiculous accusation. Preposterous.
This entire situation is frustrating him. He shifts his weight, scowling harder at Hux and feeling very tempted to open up the man's head an find out just what has gone wrong here.]
You're the one who commed me in the first place to tell me of your ill-advised plan.
[The whole thing seems to just be getting worse and worse, especially when Ren starts scowling like that. It's the look that promises Ren isn't going to be dropping this any time soon and Hux huffs quietly, picking up his glass and taking a drink for it.]
And what is it you're even planning to do, Ren? Stand there and make sure I don't leave the room?
[The idea is amusing enough in it's simplicity; Ren the guard dog, standing at the door for all time to make sure the general doesn't go sneaking out to see people. Oh the fucking irony of that one.]
Re: if hux wanted that he'd get a cat
He's beginning to think Hux's threat to smother himself was also exaggerated.
The bravado which had propelled him from his own quarters to here and through the door begins to deflate.]
You threatened to smother yourself. And to set explosives at your door.
[His tone is mildly accusatory, as though he'd rather Hux have actually done so rather than lied about it.]
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[Maybe if he insults Ren enough the other will just give up and leave. At this rate if Ren even flips a table before leaving then Hux will accept it as collateral damage. This was out of control and with most of a bottle of Corellian brandy in him he's starting to find it difficult to regain said control.]
You're right. Silly me. Pass me a pillow.
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[Kylo felt quite confident stating that. He'd had a crisis earlier over why exactly he was taking such an interest in General Hux's affairs, but it was simple to reason that the man was vital to Snoke. (Not as vital as Ren himself, but an important man nonetheless.) That perfectly explained Kylo's concern.
And yet he could feel his bravado deflating further. He should have worn his mask.]
What is the matter, General? Your behaviour tonight has been
non-standard.
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[It seemed like Ren wasn't going to pass a pillow over after all and Hux sits back up straight, leaning back in his chair as he gives the other a baleful glare. This was all his fault. It was childish to think as much but the general feels better casting the blame Ren's way. Hux wasn't sleeping around with other people it was merely the threat he'd been throwing around and it has gone awry very quickly.]
Non-standard? Speak for yourself, Ren.
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This entire situation is frustrating him. He shifts his weight, scowling harder at Hux and feeling very tempted to open up the man's head an find out just what has gone wrong here.]
You're the one who commed me in the first place to tell me of your ill-advised plan.
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And what is it you're even planning to do, Ren? Stand there and make sure I don't leave the room?
[The idea is amusing enough in it's simplicity; Ren the guard dog, standing at the door for all time to make sure the general doesn't go sneaking out to see people. Oh the fucking irony of that one.]
Get out.